| Report: | Since swapping the court for the kitchen, the skipper has seen his chili con carne hit new heights excellence, and this evenings offering was simply superb with the right balance of heat, flavour and umami, a real tour de force! Which is more than can be said of his squash which really has plumbed new depths of mediocrity! Anyhoo, the game must go on and the team put in another solid peformance, the stylish and rotund Lee Jemmet put in another display of racket wizardry, bamboozling and dazzling in equal measures, more cunning than a fox who has been made professor of cunning at Cambridge University, proving guile can overcome strength. A rather lackadaisical performance from the usually ebullient and rambunctious Cousins who went down meekly like a field mouse at #2. Meanwhile Matt Delaney was metaphorically chopping his opponent into slithery strips of sushi, proving that even with a bad back he remains a talented, telescopic armed titan! Last on Keeeeeerrrrissss Davis! V his nemesis Viggy G, the Moriarty to his Holmes, the Blowfeld to his Bond, the Tortoise to the Hare, or is that another metaphor, or is it an allegory, I digress, a nail biting roller coaster of a battle then ensued, with twists, turns, thrills, spills and the odd tumble, squash from the very middle drawer, with neither player looking convincing, and finally the Stortford man prevailing in a tight 5! Wow, stay tuned for more of the same. |
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