| Report: | The BSSRC 'Sunshine Variety Funbus' sponsored second team kicked off the second half with a comprehensive 5-0 victory over the young geese from Welwyn. Chris, Pete and Nii set the tone with some hard hitting, no nonsense, angry squash. No style, no subtlety, no problem. Get out of my way, get in your car, go home, job done. Squash from the bottom drawer, does exactly what it doesn't say on the tin! Next on, PSS who gets a dose of his own, bizzare, bonkers, bamboozling, Badminton squash. Shots from everywhere ending up nowhere, like two blind men chasing a one legged donkey down a hill. Strings, who needs em!! Finally, debuting at one, Al 'silky hands' Ambrose, filling the enormous shorts vacated by the missing Delaney. Embarking upon a 'scorched earth approach' he tore into his opponent with a maniacal zeal, like a squash leviathan, The ball remorsefully pummeled into submission by this left handed Wunderkind. The Chili was kindly supplied by Lilys Kitchen courtesy of Pedigree chum and Winalot 'chunks'. Thats all folks. |
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